Nostalgia Journey Gifts

"Son, things were different back when I was a boy. For one thing, I was a girl."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Before the Internet

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'Bring out yer books!'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Hay Rides $10

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."