Nostalgia Traveler Gifts

'Step into my time machine, and we'll travel back to when you could get a mortgage on your salary.'

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Elvis Presley

"I made you a mixtape."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Those Were The Days

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Grandma's caf

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.