Nostalgic Time Traveler Gifts

Get Offa My Lawn! BW

"Yes, I got my wish - my '70's hair back."

"Wow, apart from a few grey hairs, your gormless face looks exactly the same."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

"We're following Carrot Top."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

The Missing Sock Returns

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

E=mc2.

Second hand furniture.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

Time for vacation, time for work.

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Those Were The Days

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

Danger Slow Sand.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"I don't know who you are!"

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"