Nostalgic Traveler Gifts

Pick Your Own Fruit - We're going back to Poland

'I was replaced by a state of the art GPS!'

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

'Are we there yet?'

Luggage Collection: A Jack-in-the-box's damaged Box.

Old love.

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

"Looks like we may have strayed into Disney airspace."

"He misses his commute ."

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"I grew up in the drug culture but now I get the same effect by standing up too fast."

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

"This is your captain. Welcome to Flight 112, non-stop service from Detroit to Tampa. For your enjoyment I made us a mix tape, which will begin shortly."

Excess Baggage: In the old days, folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a 'vacation'.

Teddy Bear Luggage

'Not bad, but the train journey here was better.'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

Working class man directed onto the first class carriage

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"Well, there she goes—the 5:08 to Los Angeles. Right on time!"

"We want to do the whole Jack Kerouac-'On the Road' thing, only with B&B's"

"Compact Spare!"

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

A bit of Newlyn.

Hotel Rooms of the Old Testment

'...And if we look over to our right, we have the house Voltaire spend his formative years in,,,ahead in the tall grey building we have the home of....'

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"

"I use to drive 30 miles to work and 30 miles back. Yup...those were the days."

It's an ill wind.

An accommodating cabman offering to take a gentleman wherever he likes

Lady says goodbye to younger cousin at the station