Nostalgic Train Traveler Gifts

Lady asking train guard if smoking is allowed

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

A trevor of trainspotters

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

A white collar cow.

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

A bit of Newlyn.

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

'...And if we look over to our right, we have the house Voltaire spend his formative years in,,,ahead in the tall grey building we have the home of....'

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

A Train Conductor.

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"He misses his commute ."

The Little Engine...who gives up: 'I know I can't.'

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

'Are we there yet?'

"Valhalla."

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"