Nostalgic Train Traveler Pillows

Lady asking train guard if smoking is allowed

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

A trevor of trainspotters

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

A white collar cow.

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

A bit of Newlyn.

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

A Train Conductor.

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"He misses his commute ."

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

"Valhalla."

'Are we there yet?'

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

Godot - Retard Indetermine