Train-loving Traveler Pillows

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

A trevor of trainspotters

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

A white collar cow.

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Run from the hills!

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Trainset

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

Switchback Playground.

S**t Creek Halt

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Coupler Counselling

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

Commuter on the Orient Express

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.