Train-loving Traveler Mugs

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

A trevor of trainspotters

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

A white collar cow.

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Run from the hills!

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Trainset

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

S**t Creek Halt

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

Switchback Playground.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Coupler Counselling

Commuter on the Orient Express

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story