Train Traveler Extraordinaire Mugs

'You'll be traveling so fast that you won't even notice the run-down schools and closed hospitals.'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

A trevor of trainspotters

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

A white collar cow.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Trainset

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

Switchback Playground.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

S**t Creek Halt

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Coupler Counselling

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Commuter on the Orient Express

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.