Train Traveler Extraordinaire Gifts

'You'll be traveling so fast that you won't even notice the run-down schools and closed hospitals.'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

A trevor of trainspotters

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

A white collar cow.

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Trainset

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Switchback Playground.

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

S**t Creek Halt

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Coupler Counselling

Commuter on the Orient Express

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.