Train Traveler Gifts

Please wake me at V...

Farmer and dean in a train carriage.

"Valhalla."

Sketches I have done from a train

Book stall at a railway station

A Good Judge.

Have you tried eating soup on a high speed train?"

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

Subway rider holds onto man's tie.

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Using a voodoo website.

Giant Crossword out of Window.

Commuters read the newspaper on train.

"Hello Dear, I'm on the floor..."

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

Elvis Impersonaters invade the train

'What sort of monster would turf an old lady from her seat?'

A white collar cow.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Quiet please! Final examination for railway announcement speakers in progress!

'That's the last of the man repellent.'

An alien takes a train.

"I wonder where this train is going?"

Platform Shoes

"You're describing a grand hotel!"

"OK, gotta go...hey, why is everyone at my table singing the Hallelujah chorus?"

"I can't afford a season ticket and clothes."

Random things I miss: Waiting for trains

"I said. . . can I use your restroom?"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

"Please keep all your belongings with you at all times."

"Don't worry, he can't read."

The Joffrey Ballet just barely misses the 7:38 out of Poughkeepsie.