Train Travel Buff Gifts

Condescending.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Packed like sardines

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

A trevor of trainspotters

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Latest Railway Marvel.

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

A white collar cow.

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Quick, follow that star

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Trainset

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

An Appreciation

Ghosts from around the world

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station