Train Travel Gifts

"This one goes verse, verse, chorus, train."

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"I want two days and one dazzling night on the Orient Express!"

"I'm getting on the train." "I'm on the train." "I'm getting off the train."

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'I always sit in the front carriage. That way you get there sooner...'

Cultchah!

An Appreciation

Latest Railway Marvel.

The Underground Railway

'Hey - no feet on the seats...'

'Why can't they just say they've gone up?'

'The train now standing on Platform 2 should really be on the track!'

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

Increased Railway Fares.

Ticket Machine

Kangaroo sits on Australian state border scratching it's head at the train tracks that are different sizes.

"I feel bad enough that I can't afford First Class, without them listing Standard as STD on my ticket."

Packed like sardines

"Would passengers sitting in the Quiet Zone please...Shut the F**K UP!"

"I feel like he should not be allowed on the quiet car."

Games on a train.

Very Particular.

A white collar cow.

British Commuter - Suspitions are raised......

Man standing at a railway station.

The word gets out trains are using F1 technology to improve reliability.

'Apologies for the delay to the trains...we are busy counting our money.'

Winslebury - An Area Of Outstandingly Irate Commuters

''Auld Edinbro'!'

You want a scary Christmas story? I'll tell you how much my rail fare was to get here.

'Patience, patience, I'm sure it's in here somewhere...'