Train Travel Pillows

"This one goes verse, verse, chorus, train."

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"

"I want two days and one dazzling night on the Orient Express!"

"I'm getting on the train." "I'm on the train." "I'm getting off the train."

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

'Hey - no feet on the seats...'

'Why can't they just say they've gone up?'

'I always sit in the front carriage. That way you get there sooner...'

Ticket Machine

'The train now standing on Platform 2 should really be on the track!'

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

Increased Railway Fares.

Kangaroo sits on Australian state border scratching it's head at the train tracks that are different sizes.

"I feel bad enough that I can't afford First Class, without them listing Standard as STD on my ticket."

Packed like sardines

Latest Railway Marvel.

An Appreciation

Cultchah!

The Underground Railway

"I feel like he should not be allowed on the quiet car."

British Commuter - Suspitions are raised......

A white collar cow.

Man standing at a railway station.

Games on a train.

'Patience, patience, I'm sure it's in here somewhere...'

Very Particular.

The word gets out trains are using F1 technology to improve reliability.

'Apologies for the delay to the trains...we are busy counting our money.'

Winslebury - An Area Of Outstandingly Irate Commuters

''Auld Edinbro'!'

You want a scary Christmas story? I'll tell you how much my rail fare was to get here.

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Stoke, this is the non-stop Glasgow to London Euston express.'

The present. The future.