Train Journey Pillows

A Dog In A Train Carriage.

Carefree luggage.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Packed like sardines

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Heading off with a packed bag

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

A trevor of trainspotters

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Well did he?"

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

Latest Railway Marvel.

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

A white collar cow.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

The next fast train has gone.

Run from the hills!

Rainbow/Horizon

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.