Railway Travel Pillows

A Victorian train carriage.

Book stall at a railway station

An Appreciation

Huntsmen who have lost their horses when travelling train

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

'What time does the train leave for Shangrila?'

'Have we found the 12.26 to Mossley?' (Railway/Train)

Commuter

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Packed like sardines

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

A trevor of trainspotters

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'Have you been waiting long?'

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Latest Railway Marvel.

A white collar cow.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Sushi Train Spotters

Run from the hills!

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

S**t Creek Halt

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

HS2 time bomb...

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

L.A. Transfer

"We've been working all the live-long fiscal year to get these numbers up, but I'm afraid some of us are working just to pass the time away."

A train's dining car is a diner.