Railway Travel Pillows

A Victorian train carriage.

Book stall at a railway station

An Appreciation

Huntsmen who have lost their horses when travelling train

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

'What time does the train leave for Shangrila?'

'Have we found the 12.26 to Mossley?' (Railway/Train)

Commuter

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Packed like sardines

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

A trevor of trainspotters

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'Have you been waiting long?'

Latest Railway Marvel.

A white collar cow.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Run from the hills!

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Sushi Train Spotters

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

HS2 time bomb...

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

A train's dining car is a diner.

S**t Creek Halt

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

Coupler Counselling

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'