Railway Pillows

Irish Porterbeing unhelpful to a passenger

The Annual Trainspotters Club Picnic

No Smoking . . . No Mobile Phones . . . No looking out of the window.

'You're buggering with my legacy BoJo!'

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

The year is 2064 AD. . . HS2 still over budget.

"I didn't know they were building a new road here."

"I'd like the 'Railway Times' magazine, please."

Site for HS2: Caution - May Contain Newts

"Owing to cutbacks the 20.19 service will not arrive until 2021 - probably about June."

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

"He lost his Season Ticket."

RMT negotiations - "I see no Shapps."

'Dam! These high speed trains they make a mockery fo train spotting.'

Trainspotters.

Accident

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

Grimms' Subway Tales

Ticket office modernised

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

A trevor of trainspotters

'Have you been waiting long?'

Latest Railway Marvel.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Sushi Train Spotters

HS2

Run from the hills!

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

An Appreciation