Railway History Pillows

'The Overthrow of the Erie Ring'

"You can't blow up that safe here - this is the quiet car."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

A trevor of trainspotters

'Have you been waiting long?'

Latest Railway Marvel.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

HS2

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Run from the hills!

An Appreciation

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

S**t Creek Halt

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

HS2 time bomb...

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Coupler Counselling

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

Railway 'King' George Hudson

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

What Holds the Subway Together?