Transport History Pillows

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

Thru versus Through Traffic

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Late BroomStick

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Touring Cyclist

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Latest Railway Marvel.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Airliner

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Bicycle Sidecar.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Run from the hills!

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."