Transportation History Pillows

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

Thru versus Through Traffic

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Late BroomStick

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Touring Cyclist

Coexist. Coexhaust.

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Follow that cab!'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Latest Railway Marvel.

Airliner

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Bicycle Sidecar.