Transportation History Pillows

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

Thru versus Through Traffic

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Late BroomStick

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Touring Cyclist

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Latest Railway Marvel.

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Airliner

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Bicycle Sidecar.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."