Railway Geek Pillows

'I've had to put a major infrastructure project on hold.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

A trevor of trainspotters

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Sushi Train Spotters

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

HS2

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

The Train to Nowhere

Switchback Playground.

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

A train's dining car is a diner.

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

L.A. Transfer

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

HS2 time bomb...

"We've been working all the live-long fiscal year to get these numbers up, but I'm afraid some of us are working just to pass the time away."