Railway Geek Pillows

'I've had to put a major infrastructure project on hold.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

A trevor of trainspotters

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

HS2

Sushi Train Spotters

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

A train's dining car is a diner.

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

Switchback Playground.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

HS2 time bomb...