Railway Nostalgia Nerd Pillows

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

A trevor of trainspotters

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

HS2

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Sushi Train Spotters

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

The Train to Nowhere

Switchback Playground.

"We've been working all the live-long fiscal year to get these numbers up, but I'm afraid some of us are working just to pass the time away."

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

A train's dining car is a diner.

L.A. Transfer

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

HS2 time bomb...

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Coupler Counselling