Rail Journeys Pillows

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Packed like sardines

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

A trevor of trainspotters

'Have you been waiting long?'

Latest Railway Marvel.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

A white collar cow.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

The next fast train has gone.

Sushi Train Spotters

Run from the hills!

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

An Appreciation

"Are we there yet?"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

HS2 time bomb...

S**t Creek Halt

A train's dining car is a diner.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Route 666.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."