Rail Journeys Gifts

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Packed like sardines

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

A trevor of trainspotters

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'Have you been waiting long?'

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Latest Railway Marvel.

A white collar cow.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

The next fast train has gone.

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Run from the hills!

Sushi Train Spotters

An Appreciation

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Are we there yet?"

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

HS2 time bomb...

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

L.A. Transfer

A train's dining car is a diner.

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

Route 666.

S**t Creek Halt

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'