Railway Journeys Gifts

Lady asking train guard if smoking is allowed

Down in the tube station at midnight.

"Ok, get the 09:30 to Manchester... change for the 11:25 to Preston.. then catch the 12:15..."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Packed like sardines

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

A trevor of trainspotters

'Have you been waiting long?'

Airport

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Latest Railway Marvel.

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

A white collar cow.

The next fast train has gone.

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

HS2

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Sushi Train Spotters

Run from the hills!

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Are we there yet?"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

An Appreciation

The Train to Nowhere

S**t Creek Halt

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'