Car Journeys Gifts

"Are we there yet?"

I've turned into my father...

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Camera and Sign Post.

"Why can't they just build one big one...."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Heading off with a packed bag

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Airport

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"Great, now we're lost."

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Rainbow/Horizon

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Route 666.

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

'I'm filming a documentary on the long and dangerous journey to my spawning grounds...'

Road sign 'To somewhere over the rainbow.'

Gas eyedropper.

"Ok, get the 09:30 to Manchester... change for the 11:25 to Preston.. then catch the 12:15..."

A Dog In A Train Carriage.

"Why can't you just hang out the window like all the other dogs!?"

Leaving Rest Area.

Ok, kids. Time to pack and head home! Blehh! I hate the drive. Eight hours � of incarceration.