Car Travel Gifts

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Ahhh... close enough."

In the Guru District

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Sloaney Pony.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

The fate of the emigrant

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

The Zoo.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Carefree luggage.

Flags

The experienced backpacker.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Why do they do that?"

'Not that net!'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

On holiday.

Easter Island legs

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Tourists

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Google car."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.