Car Travel Buddy Gifts

"Yeah, I know it goes against all the cliches, but the real reason I stick my head out of the window is because I get car-sick otherwise..."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Bike Rides

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Airplane food

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

'Bed & Bagel'

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Are we there yet?"

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

TSA

'To much orange.'

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

Flower power.

Baggage Claim

A Dog In A Train Carriage.

'The only thing going up in the air is Volanic Ash and our holiday plans.'

"Why can't you just hang out the window like all the other dogs!?"

A meteorite falls on an vehicle in a 'Falling Rock Zone.'

Games on a train.

A man offering snuff to a fellow passenger with a big nose