Travel Companion Gifts

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Airplane Mode.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

Vaccination Passport

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Skier and his dog.

Airplane food

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

The next fast train has gone.

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

'Will that be coach?'

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"