Traveler Friend Gifts

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Are we there yet?'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Airplane Mode.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

Vaccination Passport

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Airplane food

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Airport

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

The next fast train has gone.

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

Ultimately love would find her...

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

"You could say I'm a real Sphinxster."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."