Travel Savvy Friends Gifts

'It's $15 to check a bag and $25 if you want it to arrive at your destination.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'Are we there yet?'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

Airplane food

"Ah...here they are!"

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

'Are we there yet?'

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

Quick, follow that star

"How's my tripping you up?"

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'To much orange.'

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

Flight: Select your spot.

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

Ghosts from around the world

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

"He keeps touching me!"

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

TSA

The segway RV.