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"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Are we there yet?'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"Ah...here they are!"

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Airplane food

'Are we there yet?'

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

Quick, follow that star

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

"How's my tripping you up?"

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

"He keeps touching me!"

TSA

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'To much orange.'

The segway RV.

'The first act of air rage'