Friends Who Love To Travel Gifts

"Welcome to Illinois: Land of America's lowest credit rating!"

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

'Are we there yet?'

Airplane Mode.

The Family Joules: Part 6

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"Ah...here they are!"

'Are we there yet?'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

The next fast train has gone.

'Will that be coach?'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

"Hell: The Airport"

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"You could say I'm a real Sphinxster."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"