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Don't disturb yourself, mum; there's nothing in it that'll smash.

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Airplane food

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

The aviation experts come out to play

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

"Who wants to go first?"

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

Monster Souvenir

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

"Welcome to Illinois: Land of America's lowest credit rating!"

Birds talk about flying...we land in the Hudson all the time - no big deal.

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

Caravan and Humpback Bridge

"Excuse me, I just need to raise my arms and expose my bare stomach within about three-quarters of an inch from your face."

'Rumour has it - he upset a 'Witch - doctor' while on holiday in Africa!'