Travel Tale Enthusiast Gifts

Portly man with hands full asked to jump onto the roof of the bus

'It was BAD enough having to look at his holiday photos.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

Airplane food

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

"Who wants to go first?"

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

Monster Souvenir

Caravan and Humpback Bridge

Tourist Attractions

'Rumour has it - he upset a 'Witch - doctor' while on holiday in Africa!'

"Excuse me, I just need to raise my arms and expose my bare stomach within about three-quarters of an inch from your face."

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

Tourists

Benefits of Living Abroad

Birds talk about flying...we land in the Hudson all the time - no big deal.

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'