Travel Tales Enthusiast Gifts

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Airplane food

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

The aviation experts come out to play

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

"Who wants to go first?"

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

Monster Souvenir

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

Tourist Attractions

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

Caravan and Humpback Bridge

"Excuse me, I just need to raise my arms and expose my bare stomach within about three-quarters of an inch from your face."

Benefits of Living Abroad

'Rumour has it - he upset a 'Witch - doctor' while on holiday in Africa!'