Travel Tales Lover Gifts

Man lost looking at city map.

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

The Family Joules: Part 6

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Airplane Mode.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

Airplane food

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

The next fast train has gone.

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

"Hell: The Airport"

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

'Will that be coach?'