Tourist Tales Lover Gifts

"Where the @!!!$#% are the pigeons?!"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"Rockefeller Center."

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

Tourist Attractions

Benefits of Living Abroad

'I,m trying something new...giraffe manure!'

'It's new government policy - we have to include affordable edifices.'

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

'At last! Your boomerang has finally returned.'

'I can't put my finger on it but George has been different every since came back from safari.'

Mrs. Gummidge casts a damp on our departure

"They were right. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

"Fore!"

"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"

"And on this spot the bank assisted it's first borrower."

'Well, looking back, I suppose it was a mistake to sue the king.'

'Tourists bring in money ... and sometimes... Hong Kong flu!"

T-Rex Basketball

"...we didn't lose your luggage, we forgot to load it."

No Trespassing!

A dinosaur selling t-shirts that say 'I heart land'

"Stop complaining! I told you it would be a long trip, but you insisted on coming!"

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

Genetically enhanced height