Lovers Of Travel Tales Gifts

"Ed lives somewhere in the midwest and Jim settled out on the west coast, so I don't see them much anymore."

The Family Joules: Part 6

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"Hell: The Airport"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

"If you ask me, a day at the beach is no damn day at the beach."

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

The aviation experts come out to play

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

"Is it time to plan our vacation?"

Benefits of Living Abroad

Tourists

Tourist Attractions

'It's new government policy - we have to include affordable edifices.'

Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

'Ooh, that's new!' (antipasto bar in the Collusseum).

'Caffeinated or decaffeinated?'

"Did anybody remember to check the luggage rack before takeoff?"

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

'At last! Your boomerang has finally returned.'

"Where the @!!!$#% are the pigeons?!"

'I met a circus acrobat on holiday, two performances a night, and a matinee on Sunday.'