Travelers With Tales Gifts

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Airplane food

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Free Little Library

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

"Who wants to go first?"

The aviation experts come out to play

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

Monster Souvenir

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

Birds talk about flying...we land in the Hudson all the time - no big deal.

'Rumour has it - he upset a 'Witch - doctor' while on holiday in Africa!'

Benefits of Living Abroad

Books: Success stories & Sob stories.

Caravan and Humpback Bridge

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'