Travel Storytellers Gifts

'I met a circus acrobat on holiday, two performances a night, and a matinee on Sunday.'

South Fallsview will not be seen today. Welcome to East Foxboro.

The aviation experts come out to play

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Airplane food

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

"Who wants to go first?"

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

Monster Souvenir

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

Caravan and Humpback Bridge

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

Tourist Attractions

Birds talk about flying...we land in the Hudson all the time - no big deal.

"Excuse me, I just need to raise my arms and expose my bare stomach within about three-quarters of an inch from your face."

'Rumour has it - he upset a 'Witch - doctor' while on holiday in Africa!'