Travel Storyteller Gifts

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'For me, an experience just isn't real until it's been digitized.'

'We want to see all the sights before climate change makes southern Europe uninhabitable.'

'Cheryl, not so loud please. Everyone's paying attention!'

'And while we were in Mauritius, Robert became absolutely obsessed with the geckos in our villa.'

'Is it out of order or out of money?'

'We're still not sure where your luggage is, sir, but we've got it narrowed down to either North Korea or Darfur.'

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

Monster Souvenir

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Birds talk about flying...we land in the Hudson all the time - no big deal.

'We once had many cockroaches at this hotel. But then, we got sued because of cruelty against animals.'

"Shall I see if they accept credit cards?"

'...And that was the annoying mascot outside the fast food place in Nairobi.'

Camera and Sign Post.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

'Rumour has it - he upset a 'Witch - doctor' while on holiday in Africa!'

"We've located your luggage - It's in Singapore, Anchorage and Kuala Lumpar..!"

"Always on about his African holidays, he is."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Anything to declare?'

"If we don't find a tree or fire hydrant soon, I'm going to bust."

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

"How did I find the weather on holiday? Well, I just walked outside and there it was!"

"Here we are in Jackson Hole and our luggage went to Hawaii!"

"Talk about jet lag? I looked exactly like my passport photo."

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

"Who wants to go first?"

Harassment and robbery of tourists

Somewhere in France - Meg and Peg explain how the thief made off with their baguettes

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."

"It must stand for bed and bugs."

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 2

....that time when Frank went to Denmark. It wa just an ordinary bed, but Frank couldn't convince himself to lie down in it.