Traveling Storyteller Gifts

Emotional Baggage Check In.

Itinerant Husbands

Easter Island gaze.

Trucker drivers' motel.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Airplane food

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

'From the very beginning we felt that defeating the Big Bad Wolf would be meaningless unless we could parlay it into a book deal.'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

"Who wants to go first?"

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

The aviation experts come out to play

Monster Souvenir