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Emotional Baggage Check In.

Itinerant Husbands

Easter Island gaze.

Trucker drivers' motel.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

Airplane food

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

'From the very beginning we felt that defeating the Big Bad Wolf would be meaningless unless we could parlay it into a book deal.'

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

The aviation experts come out to play

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

"Who wants to go first?"

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

Monster Souvenir

"So that's Ireland."