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'You can get into enough trouble just in Geneva -- no way you're going to a summit conference in LAS VEGAS!'

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Airplane food

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Non Thought For The Day.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

"Who wants to go first?"

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

The aviation experts come out to play

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.

Monster Souvenir

Tourist Attractions

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

Caravan and Humpback Bridge

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

'Rumour has it - he upset a 'Witch - doctor' while on holiday in Africa!'

Birds talk about flying...we land in the Hudson all the time - no big deal.

"Excuse me, I just need to raise my arms and expose my bare stomach within about three-quarters of an inch from your face."