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"Alton Towers was rubbish, Mum - the A14 was much scarier."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Kardiff.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Are we broke yet?'

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Street signs you don't want to see.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"My guess it's guacamole."

Sister Cities

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."