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"How does it feel to be one of the last hard-liners still in place?"

Signs: 'hither...yon (under construction)

Yield ahead, school zone ahead,stop ahead,a head ahead.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

How am I abducting?

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Kardiff.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Are we broke yet?'

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Street signs you don't want to see.

Sister Cities

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Non Thought For The Day.

Recalculating!

Be open to help.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road