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Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Kardiff.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Are we broke yet?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Better times ahead.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Valet park only"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Street signs you don't want to see.

Sister Cities

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

Roads with a view.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Unrest Area.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'