Road Trip Reveler Gifts

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Kardiff.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Are we broke yet?'

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Better times ahead.

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Sister Cities

Street signs you don't want to see.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"Valet park only"

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Roads with a view.

Unrest Area.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.