Road Trip Dreamer Gifts

Hitchhiking cow with sign'Where grass is greener'

It's The Highway For People Who Hate To Drive

"Wrinkles are the roadmap of a well lived life." "I think I've just found the M25."

The Electric Car

'Promise not to touch you for a lift'.

Better times ahead.

'To thumb a lift from this one mate, you must be tired of life!'

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention."

"My parents were so poor, I never got to pipe up 'Are we nearly there yet?'"

"Ah...the open road."

"He's either the dumbest sheep I ever saw, or the world's biggest optimist."

Starfish hitchhikes to the Lone Star State

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

Summer Driving Trip/Staycation.

Lane Ends 1/2 mile.

'It's alright for some - She doesn't have to pay out on petrol and drive for hours looking for somewhere to park!'

"Follow the yellow brick road"

The Road With No Vanishing Point.

'A new cash crop for Alabama'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Bronx and Battery

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Kardiff.